I was just updating myself and reading through the new posts on the smurfy new forums and I came across some disturbing news that I am very upset about!

Melissa is Pete's SISTER???

Son of a Smurf! I though she was your wife all these years. And years ago I developed an evil plan to flirt with her, tempt her, and start dating her so I could get free Smurfs, but I didn't because I thought she was married to my best friend Pete.

Some best friend . . . letting me think his sister was unavailable. And now it's too late, because I am married and CAN'T flirt with her and tempt her and date her and get free Smurfs off of her because I'M married . . .

So Angry . . . Must Smash Stuff . . . Can't Control Rage . . . Must Scream!

Scott
GiggleWorks