bluenosesmurf

Dirk you are a funy cat, is your new Smurfette into Smurfs????

dirk

Hi Bluenosesmurf and everyone

My "new Smurfette" wasn't (past tense) into smurfs. PAST TENSE????? Yep, she dumped me last night.



Could someone please explain WOMEN to me and give me a BIG HUG ??????



P.S.: I'm o.k., I already have my eyes on someone "new", that should work, right ????

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bluenosesmurf

All wil be well, Dirk.

There's no use my trying to explain women though, we are complex beings. The answer may lie in finding someone who isin to smurfs!!!!
Godd luck, and a BIG HUG is coming your way!

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dirk

Thank you sooooo much for the BIG HUG!!!

As a matter of fact, I HAVE figured out women / girls.
Sorry to tell you, GIRLS ARE EVIL and I can proof it:



O.k., I am NOT being serious here, just give me the benefit of the doubt, LOL

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bluenosesmurf

Scientifically speaking there is a fault in your logic, but theoretically you are not far from the truth!!

Take it from a "nice girl with a naughty side" we are out there just keep looking!

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GiggleWorks

Actually, the scientific method for figuring out females has never been completed because we, as scientist, have limited our coapacity to computate such an intricate facite of logic.

For example, Dirk, you computations of the mathmatical female equation are correct, just incomplete because you are relying solely on mathmatics. Take Chemestry into concideration . . .
The word Female is originated from two seperate words. Fe, and Male. We all understand and know what a male is, but to understand the other side of the equation, or "the Fe side" we need to take the word "fe" into context.

Fe is the atomic periodic table abbrevaiation for "Iron."As you all know, Iron is very dense.

Okay, that didn't work out as planned. Now I'm going to get a lot of hate mail from women. Oh crud! Um, I better go. I'm going to go back to the drawing board and see is there is some sort of psuedo scientific way of chemically removing my foot from my mouth.

Until then . . .

Scott
GiggleWorks

Smurfcake04

You are partly correct. Iron may be dense (stubborn) but it also can be very painfull when inflicted upon man. Iron is a very strong metal. Just try to make us budge. This is also the reason women are always right and men are always wrong. Get use to saying "yes dear" and "you're right dear" and things will be smooth.

Smurfy girl with an evil side.
Keep looking, you'll find one out there.
Good luck and remember my advice "yes dear" and "you're right dear"

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Kara

GiggleWorks

I see. So what you're saying is that Fe = Iron. Iron = solid/pain
female = woman

Therefore; Woman = Solid Pain for man.

I understand, but I think you should have had more tact. There are now going to be a lot of angry women on this site, mad at you for syaing that women are a solid pain.

But I agree in principle.

Scott
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bluenosesmurf

LOL lots!

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Smurfcake04

If you just accept it as your lot in life, things will be fine. My husband loves the pain that is me. Just learn to enjoy the pain and it won't hurt a bit.

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